"Old Soldier" joke

A man walked over to a saleswoman to make a purchase.The woman realised the man had the flap of his pants open. She coined up a euphimism and told the man to close his barracks. The man was astounded and looked puzzled without knowing what was wrong until another man told him of his open flaps. He then zipped up, ran back to the saleswoman and asked, when you looked into the barracks, did you notice any soldiers standing on attention? The woman replied, no, I only saw an old drooping soldier worn out by many years of war with two worn out canon balls, one at each of his sides.

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