"On Their Honeymoon" joke

An elderly couple, both in their eighties, had just gotten married and are on their honeymoon. When they reach their hotel room, she slips into something sexy and crawls into bed to wait for her groom who's in the bathroom sprucing himself up.
She waits and waits until she can't wait any longer, so she gets up and goes to the bathroom. Opening the door and peeking in, she sees him struggling to put on a condom.
Letting out a giggle, she says, "Honey, what are you doing? I'm in my eighties and can't get pregnant anymore."
"Yes, I know, dear," he replies, "but you know how the dampness affects my arthritis."

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