"One Day, An Elementary.." joke

One day, an elementary school teacher asked students what their parents did for a living.
"My mother is a doctor," the first said.
"That's wonderful. How about you, Kyle?"
"My father is a mailman," said Kyle.
"What about your father, Jane?" asked the teacher.
Jane proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was shocked. She immediately changed the subject to spelling. Later that day she went to Jane's house and rang the bell. Jane's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Jane's father said, "Actually, I'm a lawyer. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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