Kyle Jokes

Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny noticed that their seamonkey people had evolved and built their own city by adding semen.
So Stan, Kyle, and Cartman went out to get more semen. When Cartman comes back he has a bucket full of semen.
"Wow, Fatass, how the fuck did you get so much semen?" asked Stan
"Oh, i went to the sperm bank and bought all their semen" said Cartman.
"Oh yeah, there was this one guy, he was so stupid, i got semen from him for free, all i had to do was close my eyes, bend down, and suck it out of a hose!"

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see. And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot.

it was joe, kyle, and james. and it was a friday night, and they were driving home drunk. a cop pulled them over and saw they were drunk so he took them in. about a hour later he came in there cell and said since its a friday night ill let you three go if your dicks can equal up to 21 inches. so joe pulls his out and its 10 inches. kyle pulles hes out and its 10 inches. james pulls his out and its 1 inch. so the cop lets them go. when james got out side he said to kyle and joe, "you guys were lucky i had a boner".lol

Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January 12, 1993Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House. Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election.