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    Out of a hose

    Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny noticed that their seamonkey people had evolved and built their own city by adding semen.
    So Stan, Kyle, and Cartman went out to get more semen. When Cartman comes back he has a bucket full of semen.
    "Wow, Fatass, how the fuck did you get so much semen?" asked Stan
    "Oh, i went to the sperm bank and bought all their semen" said Cartman.
    "Oh yeah, there was this one guy, he was so stupid, i got semen from him for free, all i had to do was close my eyes, bend down, and suck it out of a hose!"

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