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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see. And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot.
it was joe, kyle, and james. and it was a friday night, and they were driving home drunk. a cop pulled them over and saw they were drunk so he took them in. about a hour later he came in there cell and said since its a friday night ill let you three go if your dicks can equal up to 21 inches. so joe pulls his out and its 10 inches. kyle pulles hes out and its 10 inches. james pulls his out and its 1 inch. so the cop lets them go. when james got out side he said to kyle and joe, "you guys were lucky i had a boner".lol
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said. "But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January 12, 1993Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House. Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election.
Kyle and Justin were about to eat with their baby sitter when 6-year-old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!"
"Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."
Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there in Mommy's chair!"
One day, an elementary school teacher asked students what their parents did for a living.
"My mother is a doctor," the first said.
"That's wonderful. How about you, Kyle?"
"My father is a mailman," said Kyle.
"What about your father, Jane?" asked the teacher.
Jane proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was shocked. She immediately changed the subject to spelling. Later that day she went to Jane's house and rang the bell. Jane's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Jane's father said, "Actually, I'm a lawyer. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
Guys, when trying to score with females from another country, try to use pick up lines that are specific to their culture.
For instance, with Hispanic women you should say:
"I'd like to dip my chip in your salsa!"
I'll be back with another helpful tip.
Kyle Parris