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Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny noticed that their seamonkey people had evolved and built their own city by adding semen.
So Stan, Kyle, and Cartman went out to get more semen. When Cartman comes back he has a bucket full of semen.
"Wow, Fatass, how the fuck did you get so much semen?" asked Stan
"Oh, i went to the sperm bank and bought all their semen" said Cartman.
"Oh yeah, there was this one guy, he was so stupid, i got semen from him for free, all i had to do was close my eyes, bend down, and suck it out of a hose!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kyle!
Kyle who?
Kyle be good if you let me in!

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 12, 1993Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House.Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election.

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, " You can't sit in Daddy's seat!"
" Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied.
" Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."
Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, " If you're the boss, you sit over there in Mommy's chair!"

One day there was a whale by the name of Kyle swimming all by it's self, then another whale named Luke asked where his pod was, and Kyle said "
all the fishermen killed them, they're in that boat over there."
so the Luke said, "
why dont't we go blow them out of the water?"
so Kyle said, "
yeah, sure why not?"
They went over to the boat and blew it out of the water, Then Luke said "
well arent you going to eat them?"
And then Kyle said "
No, I dont eat seamen"