"One day this guy walks into a..." joke

One day this guy walks into a bar and asks why theres a horse in the corner. The bar tender says if you put a dollar in the bucket and make the horse laugh you get all the money in the bucket. So he goes over and makes the horse laugh. The same guy comes back the next day and asks why the horse is in the cocrner. Well the bar tender says that if you make the cry you get all the money in the bucket. So he makes the horse cry. Then he comes back to the counter and the bar tender asks how he made him laugh the first day and cry the second day? The guy says the first day I said I had a bigger dick than him and the second day I proved it.

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