"Only a bureaucracy" joke

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

Only a fool can reproduce another fool`s work.

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.

Only them as knows their own... knows.

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.

Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.

It`s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.