"Opener" joke

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie' heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!

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