"Out for a drive Rifka and Abe had just lef..." joke

Out for a drive
Rifka and Abe had just left Ken Wood and Rifka was driving them home in their old Ford Cortina. They had just turned into Winnington Avenue, Hampstead Garden Suburb and were moving down hill when their brakes fail.
Rifka is pressing the brake pedal as hard as she can and she`s also trying to tear the hand brake out by the roots, but to no avail. The car continues to gather speed.
"Oy Vay," she wails, "Abe, what should I do, what should I do?"
"For God`s sake," Abe screams. "Hit something cheap!"

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