Rifka Jokes

The daughter
Rifka and Beckie are talking about their children. Rifka asks Beckie how her daughter is.
Beckie says, "Not too good. My daughter just divorced her husband. He was a doctor."
Rifka replies "Oh, I am so sorry to hear that."
Beckie continues, "Yes, it is sad. Her first husband, whom she divorced three years ago, was a dentist. But she is OK now, she is dating a handsome lawyer."
Rifka replies, "A dentist, a doctor and a lawyer. Oy Vey! All this naches (good fortune) from just one daughter!

Out for a drive
Rifka and Abe had just left Ken Wood and Rifka was driving them home in their old Ford Cortina. They had just turned into Winnington Avenue, Hampstead Garden Suburb and were moving down hill when their brakes fail.
Rifka is pressing the brake pedal as hard as she can and she`s also trying to tear the hand brake out by the roots, but to no avail. The car continues to gather speed.
"Oy Vay," she wails, "Abe, what should I do, what should I do?"
"For God`s sake," Abe screams. "Hit something cheap!"