"Pain transfer" joke
there was this happly married couple and they were about to have a baby and they were in the dilvery room ready to have the baby when the doctor came in and asked the couple would like to try this new pain transfer that transfer some of the pain to the dad and the couple were happy to try it so the doctor hooks the dad up to the machine and turns it on to 10% and 5 min later the mom is haveing more contactions and the dad told the doctor that he wasn't feeling any pain at all so why don't you turn the machine up so the doctor turned it up to 20% and 5 min later the dad still didn't feel any pain so he told the doctor why don't you transfer all the pain she is feeling over to me so the doctor did and the mom gave birth to a healthy baby boy with no pain so after they go home with there new baby and they find the mail man dead on the porch.
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