"Painting Nuns" joke

The Mother Superior had ordered the two nuns to paint a room at the convent, warning them that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After talking this over for a while, the two nuns decided that the safest thing to do would be to lock the door, remove their habits and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, they heard a knock at the door. "Yes, who's there?" asked one nun.
"Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door.
Deciding that no harm could come from allowing a blind man to enter the room, they opened the door.
The blind man stared at them in shock for a moment and then said, "Where would you like these blinds?"

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