"Paragliding Vs Parasailing" joke
(16 July 1999, Utah)
A paraglider from Riverton turned into a parasailor, and dropped into the Murdoch Canal near Lehi in Utah County on Monday evening.
Craig's parachute filled with water, and he was unable to escape as he was dragged towards a siphon on the east side of the canal, sucked under the I-15 freeway, and eventually pinned against a grate 400 feet downstream.
An employee for the Provo Water Users Association found his body. Who knew that one of the dangers of paragliding is drowning?
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
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