"Parrot" joke

A& man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked to look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied on its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah, well, sir," came the reply, "that`s a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he`s a trained parrot, sir - used to be in a circus. If you pull the string on his left foot, he says Hello!, and if you pull the string on his right foot he says Goodbye!" "And what happens if I pull both the strings at the same time?" "I fall from my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.

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