"Pass Me" joke
They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During dinner the Chinese said to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Sugar." Proudly she did while the other wives looked enviously. Later, the Portuguese said to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey." She too was proud of the gesture. Trying to out do the other men, the Hawaiian thought for a moment and suddenly looked to his wife and said, "Pass the Kalua, Pig."
Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."
OK, You're a woman, walking home alone. You suddenly notice you are being followed by a black man. What steps would you take?
Fucking long ones!