"Pausing in the airport lavatory" joke

Pausing in the airport lavatory, ShocHey was surprised to find a small hole in the wall with a sign above it which read "Your Wife Away from Home."
Since there was no one around, Shockley unzipped his pants, stuck his member in the hole, and put two quarters in the slot. At once, he experienced a terrible pain and withdrew his organ-but not soon enough: There, neatly sewed on the tip, was a button.

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