"Paxil Grease" joke
The FDA is holding hearings on whether to expand warning labels on anti-depressants due to risks of suicidal behavior.
Lawyers for the major drug companies say all that is required is closer monitoring of patients.
In a related development, company lawyers also urged the FDA to speed up approval of a new drug designed to combat paranoia.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut? If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart? I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet more...
The Food and Drug Administration is busy testing crackers and peanut butter in the recent salmonella scare. They test them by eating a whole package, then see how long it takes them to whistle out their ass.
Following a ban on spinach, the Food and Drug Administration has now recalled lettuce for possible health risks. The FDA has also banned whole wheat bread, vitamins, and exercise.