"Pick-Up Lines To Use On Engineering Chicks" joke

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You're sweeter than glucose.

We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.