"Polar bear" joke

Q. How do you catch a polar bear?
A. You need an ice saw, a can of peas, and a can opener.
To trap the bear, first cut a hole in the ice with the saw. Then open the can of peas with the can opener. Then spread the peas all around the hole. Now when the bear comes over to take a pea, you shoot him in the ice hole!

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