"Polish Name Change" joke

One evening, a Polak named Stosh Manzarek heard a loud knock on his front door from the Nazi police.
"Open up! It's the police!"
Stosh asked his friend, "What do I do? When they hear my name and find out I'm Polish, they'll kill me!"
"Relax," said the friend. "Just use a different name, like Fromheim, or Heimlich, or-"
"Okay, okay!"
Stosh opens the door and a Nazi police officer is standing there.
"Name?"
Stosh answers, "Abraham Goldman."

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