"Politically Correct LEXICON" joke

Insensitive Term-Preferred Term: ETHNICITY
PC people do not recognize the term, "race," as valid
Black- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE: PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.)
Oriental- Asian-Canadian (Note: Not Considered "REAL" Minorities since they tend to do well)
Indian- Native-Canadian (NOTE: The following terms are no PC: Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians, Kansas City Chiefs, Washington Redskins, (Avoid these cities!)
Chicano -Hispanic (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT PC: Cheech and Chong, Chico and the Man episodes, Cisco Kid, Rosarita Salsa, Speedy Gonzales, AVOID! AVOID!)
White Trash-PC Unaware, Rustically Inclined
WASP (white male)-insensitive Cultural Oppressor (ICO)
GENDER-(PC people don't like the word "sex" as it has confusing connotations)
Woman- Womyn; Vaginal-Canadian
Girl-Pre-Womyn
Housewife-Domestic Engineer
Fireman-Firefighter
Stewardess-Flight Attendant
Meter Maid-Parking Enforcement Adjudicator
Post Man-Post Person Mail Man Person Person
Policeman-Law Enforcement Officer; Baton Boy Cal. Clubber
Prostitute-Sex Surrogate (Teen Victim. See: Broken Home)
Mankind/Human-Earth Children
Handicapped-Physically Challenged Differently Abled Handi-Capable
Blind-Optically Darker Photonically Non-receptive
Deaf-Visually Oriented
Poor-Economically Unprepared
Bum-Homeless Person Displaced Homeowner
Hunter-Animal Assassin Meat Mercenary Bambi Butcher
Whaler-Blubber Lovers
Old Person /Elderly-4th-Dimentionally Extended Gerontologically Advanced
Conservative-Right Wing Extremist Fascist Pig
Drug Addict-Chemically Challenged
Bald-Comb-Free
Bisexual-Sexually Non-preferential
Midget, Dwarf-Little People, Vertically Challenged
Convict-Socially Separated
Insane People-Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers
Learning Disability-Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Tree-Hugger-Environmental Activist
Logger-Wood Weasel, Paper Pirate, Treeslayer
Dead People-Dysfunctional Earth Children Biologically Challenged Metaphysically Challenged
Broken Home-Dysfunctional Family
HouseBroken-Family Dysfunction
Cattle Ranch-Cattle Concentration Camp (CCC) "Moo-shwitz"
Senile Bag o'Bones-Alzheimer's Victim
Ghetto/Barrio-(EHA) Ethnically Homogenous Area
Pre-Integrated Pre-Nirvana
Hamburger-Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh (SMAF)
Cheeseburger-Adding Insult to Injury
Cheating (in School)-Academic Dishonesty
Used Books-Recycled Books
Trees-Oxygen Exchange Units
Gang-Youth Group
Slum-(EOZ) Economic Oppression Zone
Obese- People of Mass Gravitationally Challenged
Delicatessen- Corpse Farm Charnel House