"Politicians and diapers have one…" joke

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.