"Poor Weird Jonny" joke
One day little jonny approached his dad with this question, "Daddy, I think Im weird, can you please take me to the doctor to make sure?" Reluctanly the dad replied "OK son but this better be quick."
So, they went to the doctors office and after a long wait it was jonnys turn. "Well Jonny what seems to be the problem" asked the doctor "I think im weird but i cant figure out why so can you just check me to make sure im normal?" "ok." said the doctor "Well son dont be alarmed but you have three testicles it wont really affect you because you can still have sex and everything but youll just be different."
On the way home his dad asks him "so son are you weird?" "Yep" he replied "How" "well... put it this way together we have five balls." "WHAT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?"
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