Jonny Jokes

One day little jonny was out flying his toy airplane while his mom was in the kitchen doing the dishes, vroom all you stupid muther fuckers getting in, get in on the right, all you stupid muther fuckers getting off get off at the left, well his mother heard him and said JONNY get in here stand in the corner and think about what youve said, so he stands in the corner for a half hour and his mom came to him and said have you learned your lesson yet and he said yes, ok his mom said you can go out and fly your plane noe, vrooom all you nice people getting on get on on the right, all you nice people getting off get off on the left, and if your wandering about the half hour delay ask the bitch in the kitchen

TEACHER:jonny i want you to say a sentance with the word geomatry in it.
JONNY:a little acorn grew and grew until it woke up and said gee-om-a-tree

Jonny the faggot is showering with his boyfriend, Danny, all of a sudden Jonny notices a little cum-looking puddle on the ground and get's furious: "Danny, what did I tell you about farting in the shower?"

jonny was standing on the corner with a bucket half full of chicken shit half full of water. the butcher comes up and says boy what u making, jonny says a butcher.
a preatcher comes up says boy what u making, jonny says a preatcher. the preatcher got mad and went to the cops.
the cop came up and said boy what u making? jonny says chicken shit and water. the cop said "boy u told the butcher u were making a butcher and u told the preatcher that u were making a preatcher. why dident u tell me u were making a cop?
jonny said i havent added the bullshit yet!

The class has started and almost all the students were
in-class, prepared to expand their knowledge.
The teacher walked in and said, " Good morning class!"
and the students replied....
The teacher called out each student.
The replies were, "yes Ms. B" or "here" or "present" or
"taking a dump" or "absent"...... but for some reason, when the
teacher called out Jonny, there was no reply....
...... and there appeared our little Jonny at the door.... he
gave an innocent look.
Teacher: Jonny, why are you late?
Jonny: Ms. B, I was on top of Cherry Hill...
Teacher: Have a seat Jonny.
The teacher continued with the attendance..... and when she
called out Mark...... once again there was no reply.....
...... and there was Mark, right at the door with torn clothes....
Teacher: Mark! Are you OK?
Mark: Yes Ms. B....
Teacher: Now, what is your reason more...