"Post of Trainee Lover in your Heart" joke

33, Sussex
Middle sex
U. K.
The Advertiser
R. A. De Mel Mw.
Colombo-3.
Dear Madam
Post Of Trainee Lover In Your Heart
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Being made to understand that there is a vacancy in your
heart as above, I am pleased to submit my application for the above
post.
I am Sinhalese, 22 Years of age. I eas educated in a leading
School in the City of Colombo. Whilst in school Ihave represented college
in the first eleven team in which I played Pocket Billiods, Marbles,
Bed rugger and swimming on the road. I have also been an active member
of the Women's interest in Men and the President of the Nude sex and Phonography
Club.
After my distinguied school career I have done a serious study on
INTERCOURSE. At present I am doing a course leading to the INTERNATIONALLY
recognised UNDER SKIRT ADVENTURE (U. S. A.)DIPLOMA IN WOMEN.
This also includes the following
1. Basic features of a Woman.
2. Principle organs of Women.
3. How women can be used as sex objects.
4. How to influence women to do what you want.
5. Steps in sex adventure.
6. Practical project on sex with women.
I shal be greatful if you consider my application, and I assure
My honousty, Loyalty and Integrity in discharging the duties entrusted to me
to the best of my ability and your satisfaction.
Thanking you
Yours Faithfully
PAYYAWARDANE
Reference
1. Pissu Pusa 2. Harry buwa
Kahalagoda Thattaya Mw.
Kunubakkiya Bada-Uda.