"Presidents" joke
There were 3 presidents Busch sr., busch jr.,& lincoln. 1st busch jr. was in a plane and eating an apple and dropped the core and it landed on a little boys head when he landed he said " little boy why are you crying." He said an apple core fell out the sky and hit me in th head.then busch sr. and he had half a pear and threw it he saw a little girl crying and said why are you crying? a pear fell out the sky and hit me in the head.then lincoln had an atomic bomb and dropped it and when he landed he saw (2) little girls laughing and said why yall laughing they said our grandad totted and the house blew up!
The Twelve Days After Christmas
The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite
Then with a single cartridge
I shot that blasted partridge
My true love, my true love, my more...