"Priest & Rabbi Joke #4543" joke
A Priest and a Rabbi happen to sit next to each other on a long transcontinental flight.
After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks,' Is it still a requirement of your faith that you are not to eat pork?'
The Rabbi responds,' Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.'
The Priest asks,' Have you ever eaten pork?'
The Rabbi replies' Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork.' The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi looked up and asked the Priest,' Father, is it still a requirement of your Church that you remain celibate?'
The Priest replied, Yes, that is still VERY MUCH a part of our faith.'
The Rabbi then asked,' Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'
The Priest replied,' Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'
The Rabbi looked deeply into the priests eyes, then looked down and nodded his head several times. He then looked back at the priest and said,' A lot better than pork isn't it?'
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