"Proctologist Definitions" joke
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.
Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come more...
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and more...