"Programmer Competition" joke
Jesus and Satan were having a discussion as to who was the better programmer. Continuing for quite some time, they finally reached an agreement to have a contest, with God as the judge. Sitting themselves in front of their computers, they began and continued for hours, typing furiously, lines of codes streaming up the screens.
Suddenly, seconds before the competition was to end, lightning struck and took out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored and God declared the contest over.
God first asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset and cried, "I don't have anything. I lost it all when the power went out!"
"Very well, then," said God, "let us see if Jesus made out any better." Jesus entered a command, the screen came to life in vivid display and the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.
Satan was astonished. Stuttering, he asked, "B-b-but how? I lost everything and yet Jesus' program remained intact?"
"How did he do it, you ask?" God said with a chuckle. "Everyone knows... Jesus saves!"
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