"Prolific mrs punjabi" joke
A Punjabi with more money than sense had a more-than-necessary fecund wife who bore him a child every year with unfailing regularity. Having had more offsprings than he wanted to share his wealth with, he consulted the doctor of a family planning clinic. He tried all the child-preventive gadgetry but nothing would stop the wife from presenting him with yet another child.
Ultimately the Punjabi gentleman decided to go to the United States to consult the best doctors in the world. He found the most renowned family planning specialist and spelled out his problem.' Well, Mr Punjabi,' drawled the Yankee medico,' if you've tried all those preventives and they have failed, the best I can suggest is that you keep away from your wife.'
'But doctor,' protested the Punjabi,' I've tried that too.'
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