"Q: How many Prolog" joke
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: False.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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Comedian:4 aliens joke:
4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke:
4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke:
4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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Comedian:4 aliens joke:
4 aliens came to earth;1 landed in akindagarden class and learned how to say me.The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy.The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and knives.the 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever.One day they murderd a man.The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime".Alien 1 said "me"."why" asked the police.Alien 2 said "because he stole my candy".The police asked "what did you kill him with?" Alien 3 said "forkes and knives."How long hould you be in jail?"Alien 4 aid "forever and ever."
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