"Q. Why did God create..." joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads' Low Bridge Ahead.'Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?