"Question answer 07" joke

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run! What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies! What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks! Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

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