"Questions And Answers" joke

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your momma Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his butt Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up Q: What do the gynecologist and the pizza delivery guy have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it. Q: Why does a bride wear white? A: Because the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator. Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dream every night? A: Hanson Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw Q: What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls? A: Sparky Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? A: Wayne takes a shower after three periods Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's hand Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your member Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end, you lose your house Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. S. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a hoe? A: A hoe sleeps with everybody at the party and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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