"REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE..." joke

REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name:______________
First name:______________
(_) Billy-Bob (_) Bobby-Sue
(_) Billy-Joe (_) Bobby-Jo
(_) Billy-Ray (_) Bobby-Ann
(_) Billy-Sue (_) Bobby-Lee
(_) Billy-Mae (_) Bobby-Ellen
(_) Billy-Jack (_) Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
(_) Badd-Teddy Bob
Age:_____(if unsure, guess)
Sex: (_)M (_)F (_)None
Shoe Size:______Left_____Right
Occupation:
(_) Farmer (_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser (_) Waitress
(_) Un-employed (_) Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name:_________________
2nd Spouse's Name:______________
3rd Spouse's Name_______________
Lover's Name:___________________
2nd Lover's Name:_______________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister (_) Aunt
(_) Brother (_) Uncle
(_) Mother (_) Son
(_) Father (_) Daughter
(_) Cousin (_) Pet
Number of children living in household:_____
Number of children living in shed:________
Number of children that are yours:________
Mother's Name:_______________________(Relation_______)
Father's Name:________________________(Relation_______)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
(_) 5th grade (_) 6th grade
Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
____Total number of vehicles you own
____Number of vehicles that still crank
____Number of vehicles in front yard
____Number of vehicles in back yard
____Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you stared drvin ____
( if over 10 are you still slow lerrnin? (_) Yes (_) No
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____truck ____kitchen
____bedroom ____bathroom/outhouse
____shed ____pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup:___________194__
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe
(_) TVGuide (_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun (_) Bassmasters
____Number of times you've seen a UFO
____Number of times you've seen Elvis
____Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
Do you hunt Bear? If so, please do not explain
How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not applicble
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _____
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow (_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown (_) Black
(_) N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_) Red-Man (_) Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) don't know
Distance between mobile home and Bubba's House of Beer? ____
How many times has you received a DWI this year? ____