"Rasgullas" joke
THIS one is a true experience of a Bengali friend living in a predominantly Punjabi colony of Shimla. One day when out shopping in the bazaar, he ran into his Punjabi neighbour, an elderly lady. As he greeted her, she responded with a smile, "I know I had forgotten to buy something for the family. Meeting you has reminded me what it was, rasgullas."
Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is more...