"Real Automation" joke
A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!"
Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Pluto loses status as planet. Also loses court case seeking to be allowed to wear pants in Disney cartoons.
“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.
This week's joke, sent by a MegaLaw visitor, seemed appropriate given the feelings vented by so many at either the recent decision of the Florida Supreme Court or the recent decision of the U. S. Supreme Court. It is a classic among disgruntled attorneys...
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They are bringing in the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act. I'm Irish, married to a Muslim and an animal lover - cut me a break Bush! Anyway, let the FBI follow me around. All they see is me falling off a barstool at 2am.