"Really ugly wife" joke

Two guys are in a bar comparing notes on their wives. The argument gets around to the fact that they both have ugly women back at home. But who has the ugliest??? The argument continues and finally one guy offers to take the other home to show him just how bad it is and settle it.
As they enter the home, the wife is not to be seen and the question arises, "Where is she?"
The husband says, "Oh, I keep her in the cellar under this trap door.
Just a minute and I'll call her."
Lifting the trap door he says, "Honey, come on up."
She replies from the darkness, "Do you want me to put the bag over my head, dear?"
He replies, "No, Honey, I don't want to fuck you. I just want to show you to a friend."

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