"Recommend Hannukah Be Shortened" joke

The recently-released Iraq Study Group Report noted that, realistically, one day of Middle Eastern oil is still just one day of oil. The report therefore recommends that Hannukah should be limited to 24 hours. "We can't count on the miracle of the Maccabees this time around," said former Secretary of State James Baker.

Baker is currently negotiating an Oil-for-Candles-Candles swap with Syria.

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