"Redneck Joke" joke
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
2. Checkmate.
3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
6. I don't have a favorite college team.
7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
The National Poetry Contest was down to two finalists, a Harvard graduate and a redneck.
The contest rules allowed each of them a maximum of two minutes to compose a four line poem containing the word Timbuktu.
The Harvard graduate was the first to recite more...
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Wrasslin's fake.
2. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
3. We're vegetarians.
4. Do you think my gut is too big?
5. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
6. Honey, we don't need more...
HOW DO U KNOW WHAT A 500 YAER OLD SKUL IS???
AND AT THAT KNOW IT WAS A WOMAN???
THATS BECAUSE HER MOUTH WAS OPEN!!!