"Redneck Joke" joke
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Wrasslin's fake.
2. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
3. We're vegetarians.
4. Do you think my gut is too big?
5. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
6. Honey, we don't need another dog.
7. Who's Richard Petty?
8. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
9. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
10. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
The National Poetry Contest was down to two finalists, a Harvard graduate and a redneck.
The contest rules allowed each of them a maximum of two minutes to compose a four line poem containing the word Timbuktu.
The Harvard graduate was the first to recite more...
Things Never Said By a Redneck...
1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
2. Checkmate.
3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't more...
HOW DO U KNOW WHAT A 500 YAER OLD SKUL IS???
AND AT THAT KNOW IT WAS A WOMAN???
THATS BECAUSE HER MOUTH WAS OPEN!!!