"Reindeer and Elf Jokes" joke

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
”Horn”-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-“deer”!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
”Elk”-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the “deer”-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!