"Remedy for small breasts" joke

The wife gets out the bathroom and says to her husband, "Honey, I think my breast are too small, maybe I should get a transplant, what do you think?"
The husband says, "No, all you have to do is take a piece of toilet tissue and rub it between your breast twice a day."
The wife says, "You think that will work?"
To which the husband replies, "Sure, it worked for your ass."

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" more...

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