"Road Trip" joke
An American, a German, and a Scotsman are on a road trip together. They have been on the road for several weeks and thus were getting a little itchy for some loving. They come across a sheep caught in a fence with it's rear end sticking into the air.
Says the American, "I wish that sheep was Cindy Crawford."
The German says, "I wish that sheep was Heidi Klum."
The Scotsman say, "Shit, I just wish it was dark."
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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