"Rocky, Part I: My Mutt's Nuts" joke

Had to get the dog neutered. (Remove his little doggie balls.) The vet said it's important to do this because it prevents things like testicular cancer.
Really? No balls = no testicular disease? What a revelation! I proposed we remove his paws to fend off athlete's foot, or take out his lungs to stop problems caused by secondhand smoke.
The vet didn't get the joke. The balls came off.
The vet then asked me if I wanted to get "nuticles"-fake doggie ball implants-so my pup wouldn't miss his. I was really creeped out by this idea. So I asked him, "Doc, tell me, do the fake balls feel like real ones?"
"What do you mean?" he said.
"You know... like when they're resting on your chin... do they feel real?"
We left quickly.

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