Doggie Jokes

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
"Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Had to get the dog neutered. (Remove his little doggie balls.) The vet said it's important to do this because it prevents things like testicular cancer.
Really? No balls = no testicular disease? What a revelation! I proposed we remove his paws to fend off athlete's foot, or take out his lungs to stop problems caused by secondhand smoke.
The vet didn't get the joke. The balls came off.
The vet then asked me if I wanted to get "nuticles"-fake doggie ball implants-so my pup wouldn't miss his. I was really creeped out by this idea. So I asked him, "Doc, tell me, do the fake balls feel like real ones?"
"What do you mean?" he said.
"You know... like when they're resting on your chin... do they feel real?"
We left quickly.

one day there was a cute doggie who wished he could fly so he wished apon a star then he flew over the moon
the end

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Two guys are riding to work on the bus, when they see a couple of dogs going at it on a lawn.
One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Boy, I'd give just about anything to do it to my wife like that."
The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three martinis."
The following morning, the same two guys are riding the bus to work. The single guy asks the other, "So, did you get to do it to your wife doggie style?"
The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX martinis."
"SIX martinis! How come so many?" exclaims the single guy.
"Hell, it took three just to get her out on the lawn," replies the husband.