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one day there was a cute doggie who wished he could fly so he wished apon a star then he flew over the moon
the end

So, these two guys are carpooling home from work one day.
Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.
So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
"Look", he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies "They are having sex.
Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?".
The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style.
So the passenger says "You have to try it. Its pretty cool.
Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."
The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks "Well. How did it go?"
To which the driver replies more...

Two guys are riding to work on the bus, when they see a couple of dogs going at it on a lawn.
One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Boy, I'd give just about anything to do it to my wife like that."
The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three martinis."
The following morning, the same two guys are riding the bus to work. The single guy asks the other, "So, did you get to do it to your wife doggie style?"
The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX martinis."
"SIX martinis! How come so many?" exclaims the single guy.
"Hell, it took three just to get her out on the lawn," replies the husband.

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.' Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?' asked one of the two.

'Well, not exactly,' his friend replied,' She's more into the trick dog aspect of it.'

'Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?'

'Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead.'

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.
A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother
who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.
A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to
confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.
Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall
units that are barely up to cooling a small close-size area in
your house.
Anything Garfield.
A remote control for the refrigerator door.
A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho Doberman look like a
poodle.
A deluxe prepackaged treat-filled Christmas stocking
that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.
Doggie antlers when your nearsighted hunting relatives will be
spending the holidays with you.
A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he
has to do to get more presents next year.
A doggie door between you more...

It has been studied and determined that the most often used
Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs...
And the wife rolls over and plays dead.