Doggie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
"Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well... not exactly...." "I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.

"Look", he shouts, "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?" The passenger, being a man of the world, replies, "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?" The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style. So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position." The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well. How did it go?" To which the driver replies, "It was more...

It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Studies have concluded that the doggie style is the most popular one for married couples. The husband sits up and begs- and the wife rolls over and plays dead

Had to get the dog neutered. (Remove his little doggie balls.) The vet said it's important to do this because it prevents things like testicular cancer.
Really? No balls = no testicular disease? What a revelation! I proposed we remove his paws to fend off athlete's foot, or take out his lungs to stop problems caused by secondhand smoke.
The vet didn't get the joke. The balls came off.
The vet then asked me if I wanted to get "nuticles"-fake doggie ball implants-so my pup wouldn't miss his. I was really creeped out by this idea. So I asked him, "Doc, tell me, do the fake balls feel like real ones?"
"What do you mean?" he said.
"You know... like when they're resting on your chin... do they feel real?"
We left quickly.